In this last exile
couriers travel the sky
aerial ships treat the clouds as the open sea
only patches of land remain habitable!
Perhaps you live in the city of ash
where birds can be seen flying above where they’d rather not land
how will you get your packages?
We hear your demand!
Watch as our veritable sky maiden demonstrates
a handy dandy light-up crate
Yes
for a nominal fee of undetermined and subject to change credits
your branch office of post
can order one of these modern ancient wonders!
Wind up the knobs and the lifetime glass lumen
*not guaranteed for more than 10 days plus or minus 100 years due to failing QA at the Dead Edison Factory*
will send a pulsing beacon of light with a pre-programmed morse code into the foggy advance
providing your name and address to confirm your home of circumstance
We thank you from the bottom of our helium hearts. You are the next generation of recipients of our
assurance and insurance in this age of sky service!
Business Inquiries Only: granthope@mailfence.om