Hey
Have you heard of the woman killer?
It’s someone killing women
she’s a woman killing woman killer
like the female type
you know
not the victim the perp
instead of a suit she’s wearing a skirt
I heard she hides her mouth and lets the gun do the talking
she must not have much vocabulary if all she does is go
Boom!
Blam!
Pwunn!
Kablooey!
Bam!
Pap Pap!
Pew Pew!
Dut Dut!
Kablam!
With all that shooting perhaps she’s mute and just needs a click-clack paddy whack hearing aid stuck in her tympanic membrane
sometimes you gotta give a dog a bone
Not you honey, and no, I’m not monologuing. I’m reading my notes. I like to amuse myself. Sometimes a little onomatopoeia is just what a guy needs do get through the cognitive dysphoria of chasing down cats with a piece. It’s a grimy business, but it’s got character…..Yeah. I’ll come home now.
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